You want a seat at the table? You ever heard of maybe
showing up?
When I keep hearing the phrase "seat at the
table," as in the county wanting one when development and growth issues are
being worked out, I'm having a hard time figuring out what is actually keeping
them from sitting down at the table. Here's the table, there's the chair, what
is your major malfunction?
It gets better. The county commission keeps complaining
that they are kept out of the municipal growth loops, yet County Commissioner David Mills sent an
e-mail to Venice Mayor Fred Hammett about four months back that stated that
Mills wanted out of the loop. Mills wrote that he
didn't want to see any more pre-annexation agreements and proposed comprehensive
plan changes and told Hammett to stop e-mailing them to him.
Logic fails me at moments like this. I just want to scream
and froth at the camera like Lewis Black.
Then there's the city claiming to have annexed only 10
acres so far this year. That was wrong. City Manager Marty Black wrote that in a
column for the Gondolier. The Gondo repeated the error in a subsequent editorial
that supported the city's stance against county oversight of rezonings. Local developer attorney Jeff Boone put out a
self-serving revisionist 4-page history of annexations and development that
included that same false number of 10 acres. Boone went on to write that North
Port has annexed zero acres in the last three years. Again, wrong. The
correct number would have been 300+ acres in the last three years or zero acres
in the last two and a half years. Then the county tossed out a counter number of
800+ acres annexed by Venice last year when that number included some 400 acres that were
tossed back to the county for wetland set aside purposes.
When it came to numbers, I walked away shaking my head
-- nobody was giving out accurate data and everyone was running around pointing
at everyone else's numbers as fictitious. Whether this collective campaign of
misinformation was due to incompetence or
deception, I could never tell (but you can guess which direction that I was
leaning towards cuz I'm a cynical SOB).
What this ends up causing is the inability to write or
tell an accurate story -- I have no idea what data, if any, to trust. As I
stated in a frustrated manner in the video clip, "Not a clue!"
Hell, the county commission ended up pulling the ballot
referendum idea off of the table early on in the September 14 meeting mainly due
to the fact that their own staffers were spouting supportive numerical
misinformation. Marty Black pointed out the errors when he gave his opening
response, which in turn caused a lot of mumbling and furtive embarrassed glances
on the commission dais.
This ends up causing readers and taxpayers who are
following this story in various news reports to end up confused and, worse,
misinformed. There's a heck of a lot of interest in this story, we're talking
about growth that is choking the life out of all of us. One of the problems is
that nobody is speaking the same language and that kind of confusion is great
only if you are working the angles to try to get another 2,000 homes in under
the radar.
So to summarize
The county wants "a seat at the table." This, because the county states that cities
are causing the county to play catch-up without the county having a say in where
development will take place. OK, on its face, a legitimate sounding argument,
until you take into account that the county is equally guilty in turning its
back on the situation.
By the same token, the two cities involved here, Venice
and North Port, are hardly innocents. Anything but, in fact. County Commissioner Jon Thaxton does raise
a valid point when he talks about North Port being more of a county unto itself
than a city -- North Port was one square mile in 1959, now it has more
incorporated land than the City of Orlando, most of it still open rural land.
That's not what a city is supposed to be. A city is supposed to be an integrated
urbanized area. A county is supposed to manage rural land.
As for Venice, the city has doubled in size over the last
six years. Annexations and rezonings are becoming so routine that our local
lawmakers are sleeping through them -- this web site recently reported that
Mayor Hammett snoozed through a Boone rezoning presentation then voted in favor
of it.
This, in turn, makes the county seem like they actually
are doing the right thing, albeit for all the wrong reasons.
The county wanted a ballot referendum that would give
it the final say on what lands can be rezoned and how they will be rezoned after
being annexed by a city (that's the central part of the proposed referendum,
anyway). The cities balked and screamed bloody murder. The county agreed to hold off,
pending the negotiation of a grand and final Joint Planning Agreement.
The cities are hoping this JPA that is to be negotiated will be less onerous than the wording in the
referendum. The county will be pulling for a JPA that is exactly as constricting
as the proposed referendum. It's a setup for violent gunplay.
In the meantime, guns to their heads, North Port and
Venice have agreed not to apply for any new comprehensive plan changes or to
approve any new annexations that weren't already in the pipelines.
There will be ugliness. That is a given, but other than
who ends up getting the utilities billing rights to any given new development,
is there really a point to any of the rest of this war?
There are a number of unanswered questions here, but one
that immediately springs to mind is: is the county even capable of doing a
better job at managing growth than the cities have done? While the proposed
referendum would cause a centralized agency at the county level to coordinate
all future growth and infrastructure needs, given the fact that the county
appears to have blundered into this debate somewhat cluelessly, why should we
distrust them any less than we distrust the cities? Other than the fact that the
county's push has this touchy, feely, warm, fuzzy feel to it that this push will
somehow stop rampant and unchecked growth, the county has yet to make a
compelling case that they are even capable of taking on the task.
Other than Jon Thaxton, who I believe is being genuinely
altruistic, I'm just not seeing any good guys here. There is bad behavior on all
sides and for good reason: there's millions, even billions, of potential dollars
at stake on the one side of the scales and our future ecological and
environmental viability as a sustainable place to live on the other. As for Thaxton,
he is filled with incredibly noble motives, but I'm just not
yet convinced that he can reach all that he wants to grasp. Maybe with new
commish Joe Barbetta and a new county manager that is more environmentally
sensitive on board, then maybe, maybe Thaxton's vision has a chance.
It's all fairly irrelevant when you take into
account the one factor that nobody, I mean nobody, is talking about
I have come to one conclusion: this is all a shell game.
The county is claiming poverty over wanton development by the cities, yet the
county allows development that causes more debt on the county's part (which gets
passed on to us in the form of ad valorem taxes).
Why?
Because the county doesn't assess impact fees that are
anywhere near realistic (see my video clip at the top of this page for a fuller
explanation).
Thus, whether the city or the county allows for more of
those godawful bone-ugly gated communities, the county will still rack up more
and more unnecessary debt, debt that would be avoidable if they just simply
jacked up their impact fees. Which they won't do. Because developers don't want
them. Which means you and I pay the freight in increased city and county taxes.
And that, my friends, is totally unacceptable, yet accept
it we must.
So, while anti-growth advocates have been running around
like headless chickens supporting this amendment (which I have no doubt will end
up on the ballot in March), while the county bangs its weighty gavel, while
developers and their hired guns argue about how unfair it is to impose a
dictum that gives the county total control over zoning decisions (because it is
easier to deal with the cities than it is to deal with the county, something
that even Jeff Boone readily admitted), you and I are
still getting screwed and we will continue to get screwed no matter the outcome
in this particular meaningless war.
Now you know why your taxes have gone through the roof
over the past few years: you are paying not only your own freight, but that of
every new resident that has moved into a beautiful new arched and cathedral-ceilinged
monstrosity. You may not have noticed: there's an awful lot of them that have
sprouted up over the past four or five years. More are on the way. Don't you
just love pastel tans and barrel tile roofs?
After I gave my presentation, County Commissioner Nora
Patterson approached me and stated that developmental impact fees will never
cover the true cost of development. Before I could say anything in response, she
walked away.
That's it. That's really the whole story in a nutshell.
In one of the nutshells, anyway.
There's two other nutshells on the table. Can you pick the
correct nutshell?