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Live from Venice, it's Kit McKeon
Waddaya do when an attorney goes rogue
and can't figure out that a set of obviously satirical and self-deprecating e-mails do not a conspiracy make? And then waddaya do when not one, but two newspapers go totally idiotic, drink the Ken Kesey Kool-Aid, and buy into a bizarre Da Mickey Code conspiracy theory, all the while thinking that this town is actually stupid enough to believe it? You can't talk logic, that hasn't worked, and none of these people are bright enough to understand it, so you just continue on with the satire in the hope that the drugs will wear off. LSD is a hell of a drug, after all, and there is apparently a lot of it floating around in area law offices and news rooms. Either that or you hire an attorney of your own and go after the lot of them for defamation... ahhhh, but satire is sooo much cheaper, easier, and more fun.
 

Code Name: Cruella DeVille
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Code Name: Fritz the Cat

Note to Cruella: This is what happens when you graduate from law school and skip out on the Satire/Parody Law 101 classes
 

 

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Political announcement paid for and approved by Kit McKeon for Venice City Council, seat #2
(actually, no, it's not, but we put the disclaimer there just in case it is required on a work of satire -- ya never know with these morons)