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What I'm not going to do when I'm old

From: Unpatient One
SBP: 12
Remote Name: 68.56.131.105
Date: 02/02/10
Time: 05:20 PM

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This is a list of things I'm NOT going to do when I get old: 1) I am NOT going to drive 25 mph in a 45 mph zone. Why? Because I am considerate and will pull off the road and let people pass me. 2) I am NOT going to whine and complain about a dang .10 cent coupon at the grocery store checkout with 10 people waiting behind me. Why? Because I am considerate. 3) I am NOT going to sit in my dang car at the front of a parking lot and block 5 cars behind me cause I really, really want the close-up parking space and I'm willing to sit there for fifteen minutes until someone comes out and moves. Why? Because I am considerate. 4) I am NOT going to stand in the middle of the grocery store aisle and block people going in either direction with a lost, stupid stare on my face because I can't find the Geritol. Why? Because I am considerate. 5) I am NOT going to stand in the middle of a parking lot lane and block 3-4 cars trying to get by because I can't remember where I parked and the only way to find my car is to...you got it...stand with a lost, stupid stare on my face in the middle of the road. Why? Because I am considerate. 6) I am NOT going to press the gas peddle of my car for at LEAST five seconds after the light turns green. Why? Because I am considerate. Green means go people, green means go. 7) I am NOT going to park my car in the handicap spot because I have 4th cousin removed that lives in Spain who is disabled and gets me a handicap parking space tag that I can use whenever I want. Why? Because...you got it...I am considerate. Personally, I think anyone over the age of 60 should be banned from the roadways except for midnight to six am. My patience only goes so far people. I try to be understanding, I really do, but dang people, drink some caffeine or something!